Ad for Cryptocurrency

Man goes about his normal man day, buying smokes at the gas station, lunch at the diner. He pays so easily it’s like a wave of the hand, you can’t even tell if he has a card or what. The man walks outside to the parking lot and he witnesses a murder. The attacker throws a bloody knife at the man and disappears, just as a cop pulls up. Man is arrested, but somehow bailed out. It doesn’t look good. The man looks like he did it. He starts packing a bag. He buys a plane ticket on his phone. He drives to the airport, sullen. He sits for a quick cappuccino, contemplating life. He walks out onto a beach in a foreign land, rejuvenated, ready to begin his new life. The narrator in a deep old Budweiser country style voice says:

“Censorship resistance…only on the blockchain..”